Do you want to just do your bit on the show?

No, dude, people are going to get mad if I do it. I feel like you've done way crazier. Okay. Well, let me try. Let's give it a shot. For this opening, I'm comedian Chris Deelia. Because that'll make it okay. No one knows, like, maybe no one knows how to say his name. Is it Deelia? Deelia. You can't have these, you know, it's a little ridiculous.

Delia?

I don't know, man. It's, it's, I mean, uh, here's the thing. Chris dialing his lawyer after I get done with this one. So check this out. I don't even know what this is about. My wife, and Liz, I need you to respond to me when I do this.

Please, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll,

thenmo you.

I don't know how to get people to do things.

My wife is so young. How young is she? that she uh that when i say oh my wife's on her period i mean she's in third period

fucking science class at high school.

My wife is so young.

How young is she?

That when I met her, because, you know, she's into all these people today.

I really into some kinky stuff.

I was having sex with a woman, and she started crowning.

And my wife came out of her vagina.

All right, last one.

Last one.

My wife is so young.

How young is she?

Well, you know, she's into all these kind of fad diets they got all over the place today get this she only drinks breast milk this is awful oh terrible I don't know. Jeffrey Epstein And Joe's going to Jeffery lefton. So we had to cut all that.

So we had to cut all that, but Liz actually just explained to me how she used to be a huge screamo head.

Oh my God, this is all.

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