Episode 151: "Bulletproof" with Brad Garrett

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Eddie Ifft

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4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2012

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Brad Garrett is on this very special episode of Jim and Eddie TalkS hit. Brad talks about the old vegas and they try to get farside a job. They make a phone call to some ones mother and a famous pornstar to book him as a guest. Find all the answers on this episode of Jim and Eddie TalkinS hit.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody Flex Sport Watch. You've seen pro-athletes wearing these bracelets and now Flex Sport have put their negative iron technology into a lightweight stylish and waterproof digital watch.
0:10.0	If you don't already know, negative ions are scientifically proven to boost strength,
0:14.8	balance, endurance, and cum loads.
0:18.6	The last one I made up, but you never know.
0:23.0	So whether you're already in shape and you want to improve fitness and you need an extra boost to get started, the Flex Sport
0:29.3	watches for you.
0:30.8	Only 1295, which I think is very reasonable for strength balance and endurance.
0:36.0	It comes in four cool colors red white black and pink not those uncool colors like orange or yellow yellow like those cancer bands yellow is so
0:46.6	two thousand like Lance Armstrong all that does is tell people that you know people
0:50.9	with cancer like sport watch.com for all your flexing watch needs.
0:56.0	Yeah, you want to flex and you want to band it up.
0:59.0	Band it up with flex sport.
1:01.0	Me and Eddie are wearing them right now and we haven't fallen over for days.
1:04.0	No. It's amazing. We can get so drunk. We can get so drunk. We throw up but we don't fall over.
1:10.0	We walk home and when you get pulled over for a DUI I say in saying that I have used one I do think they work and when the cops pull you over and and do your DUI test and they say can you walk this straight line just go hold on let me put on my flex sport watch and at
1:25.1	that point you will pass that part of the test good luck with your ABC's fuck face
1:30.9	everybody knows Western Union that name's so common. I know them you do yes and you're even you're not even from the West I am from the West I am from the West I'm a white person
1:39.0	All right well well Western Union they're not just a way to send money to Mexico anymore like
1:44.4	Ernie knows about go to our website and you can do all kinds of stuff you can send
1:48.0	money to family and friends in 135 on our website on our website if you go through Western Union you can send money like Ernie you can get the rest of your
1:56.6	family probably through the tunnels.
1:59.0	All you gotta do is send the money through Western Union 135 different countries.
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