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Oh, my God.

You're listening to Renegade Talk Radio.

Bud Light presents Real American Heroes.

Real American heroes.

Today we salute you, Mr. Parking Attendant Flashlight Waiver.

Mr. Parking Intent Flashlight Waiver.

Leaving the security of your two-by-two-foot heated hut, you light the way.

Show me the way now.

Defying physics and most insurance policies, you wedge my mid-size into the space of a compact.

While you act like you couldn't care less about my car, I know deep down inside. You don't.

So crack open a nice cold bud light,

Ozar of the parked car.

As long as that extra sawbuck translates to easy out,

we'll keep pulling her in.

Bud Light beer, Anizer Bush, St. Louis, Missouri.

Place it in the shape of the information superhighway Dooms and in the glade

Here beside the fiber optic byway

Corned beef in the can

White House on the wild

Throw another

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