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Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Episode 150 - Safety Brief

Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Tetherball Academy Media

Sports, Comedy, News, Politics

4.88K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2017

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Ross Patterson, Jarred Taylor, and Mat Best are joined by special guest "Tank Machine" as they discuss his wildly entertaining life.  Also stay tuned for our new hit song "Safety Brief" after the show!

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0:00.0

Welcome to Drinking Bros presented by StrikeForceEnergy.com

0:14.0

Put down the water grab a fucking drink!

0:21.0

Holy fuck! Holy fuck! This Justin dude they made shoes that connect to your phone so they know their location and if you want pizza hut you just push a button on the shoe and they deliver the pizza to your shoe.

0:40.0

They deliver it to your shoe pizza hut. Yeah they partnered with pizza hut it said Grant Hill partnered with pizza hut and presented pie tops.

0:50.0

Oh yeah this is the fucking greatest thing on earth you just brought he just ate two fucking hot dogs like big brats and a burger and then ate a chicken teriyaki and rice.

1:01.0

And now he wants pizza. And now it's my pizza.

1:05.0

Who doesn't want pizza hut shoe? I don't want to fucking pizza hut shoes. I do I can be like at a bus stop or something and I can get pizza delivered to me.

1:14.0

I don't know why I would be at a bus stop. That's the worst shit ever. I know but that's what I thought of.

1:24.0

Like I just immediately whatever for whatever reason it came to mind is that I would be at a bus stop when I needed a pizza from a shoe from a pie tops.

1:32.0

Hey Ross before we get too fucking crazy I want to introduce you to the man the American the a patriot of marina and all around mother fucking badass individual tank machine.

1:40.0

Thank you Matt. Thanks. Thank you so much for having me on. Damn.

1:45.0

Do we we love tank he literally the only two things that get me more motivated than caffeine and strike for us are fucking tank machine.

1:52.0

Holy shit. Tank machine that's your why you're two things. Well I say it's tank machine and machines and machines like if I have them in my sheets that I'm super

2:00.0

mode if you need me. I'm here. I'm a phone call away. Thank you. I year all what you've always said that you had me at sheets. I love it. He gave in a

2:07.6

bituary speech about me the other day that was magical. Ross you need to hear that right now. Oh dude you need a bituary speech.

2:14.0

We we said we were we were talking about you know hey you need to write down who who you want to speak at your funeral and then tank just went into this speech.

2:23.0

Oh dude so okay so Matt dies right and then I get up and they're like tank is the guest speaker man we need to fucking rock the house and then because Matt is fucking built on

2:33.0

held death in the destruction it just went like this says Matt best was over 30 years of romping stopping held death and destruction.

2:41.0

He was the finest fighting machine in this nation is ever saying it was born in a Bob trader. His mother was in 16 and his father was fucking Satan.

2:49.0

It's the moment that he lived as a deputy threat upon the enemy life. He is a rough looking roving soldier of the sea and he's cocky

2:57.0

self-centered overbearing and he does not know the meaning of fear because he is fucking fear itself. He's a green, a vivious monster made of blood and guts that rose from the sea.

3:08.0

He's a monster on that time Americans throughout the globe and whatever made rise and when his time comes Matt best will die a glorious death on that battlefield.

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