Episode 150 - Get A Better Weed Guy!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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🗓️ 3 January 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss all the weird coverage of all the New Year's events, California legalizing marijuana, college bowl games, Jenny McCarthy's frozen face, and we give a shout out to the OG of NYE. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen,
0:05.0	and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution.
0:18.0	brought to you by Black Rifle Coffee. 18 James, we're here. We made it. We did it. Don't you feel like we accomplish something?
0:36.4	Yes. I feel like nothing happened. I feel like I accomplished something every day when I get out of bed.
0:42.4	Nope, no, no. I wake up and I... something every day when I get out of bed.
0:42.6	Nope, no, no.
0:44.0	I wake up and I say, you're alive.
0:47.4	Yeah.
0:48.4	I wake up and I'm shocked I'm alive.
0:50.4	When I'm like, yeah, fuck.
0:51.8	And there's always a moment of like,
0:54.1	Yeah, like for a second.
0:57.6	And then you're like, all right, let's do this.
0:59.6	Back on the garbage trail.
1:01.6	That's what I say to myself. That's what I call my life, the
1:03.7	garbage trail. Me and my step sister came up with the forever snooze, so it's an
1:08.6	option on an alarm clock that if you wanted to you can press snooze you can press stop or you can press
1:17.3	forever snooze kill yourself okay so it's like I and you we've all felt it that moment like where it's like you haven't slept and it's maybe 5 a.m. Or something like that and you think
1:29.7	What if right? I I just ended it all right now?
1:34.4	I'm gonna stop you right there.
1:35.4	Okay.
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