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Hey guys, it's Howard. A true fucking story. I went to a church a few days ago.

And no bullshit. You guys know the new song, Happy by Perrell. It's got everyone.

Just, you know, dancing happened all the time.

Anyway, that's a password when mad at that song because it says it's taking people direction from God.

Seriously, a popsicle owner has nothing negative. It's just about being in a good mood.

And you're mad because it doesn't throw Jesus in there somewhere.

It already sounds like a freaking gospel song.

What the actual fuck? Glory holds what the fuck is.

Hey, what's up guys? I'd like to see Steve Anderson tell my wife that she's the way she wore.

We both do laundry and we both cook and clean.

The thing is, we're both in the military.

Our day starts at 4.30 am and we usually don't fall asleep until 10 o'clock at night.

We deploy work long hours, volunteer around the community and take college classes

while having to maintain our fitness four times, four to five times a week.

So go ahead. Tell my wife who performs better than most men in her career field,

physically and academically, that she's doing it wrong.

And I will, with much satisfaction, watch her choke him to fuck out and make him eat his own dick.

Glory hole.

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