Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross.

Patterson Revolution! Evolution! I don't normally do this I don't do this as early but I'm going I'm going strike force

into the drink at the top of the show

Usually I wait so sponsors, but I felt like I needed some peb in my step.

Some cream in my jeans this morning.

I think you're good.

You feel like you need more?

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. People say cream in your jeans I felt like you were really good yeah yeah I felt I felt strong about it

But then then I kind of sat down and I hunkered down on the chair and I was like,

uh, Ross, you could use a little more kick.

I think you could use a little more donkey leg.

You're too hard on yourself. I think you're right on time. I think you're right where you need to be.

Or myself is too hard. You know, look, I'm not one to judge in this life. I'm not Judy or R. I'm not a judge.

I'm not Judy or R. I'm not a judge

I'm not a judgeer.

By the way, totally off topic, but I saw a weird interview with Samuel Jackson on like the Today Show.

Okay.

It's always weird with him by the way, but yeah.

Yeah, and I was like, he says that in his, the reporter asked him that is it true that in your your

contracts for movies you have a golf clause that you get to play golf twice a

week wherever you are and he said yes I was like what he just like owned

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