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the Port Nice show with Eddie and company presented by Taser, the Taser Strike Light is a rechargeable high-powered flashlight that can repel an attacker through its electric stunt feature and literally combines a flashlight and a stun gun.

Why would you have a flashlight without this feature, Dave?

You wouldn't be a moron, Eddie.

Be a moron. Listen, I'm getting asked about the taser like crazy. All my buddies like, hey, how do I get the taser? How do I get the taser? So this was a good, this is a good move here.

They want me to give it a stun. I think you're on the flashlight side.

Oh, that's the gun.

So for those listening, Dave's trying to spark the taser here.

That's the gun. I don't know if we want to shoot that.

So did you get it, Mike?

I said do it. That's a flashlight. Oh, see that? I don't, I heard it.

I heard it. I know you, Eddie, if you come at, listen, if you're getting, if you're in trouble, Eddie, in a dark alley or wherever, and you, and you do that, and you, you fucking start fucking with people.

Yeah, you run the other way. You run the other way when that noise comes, Eddie. That's trouble. Eddie, you're a big boy.

Let's take you down. And one fellow swoop. I'd be down. I'd be, I'd be knocking over garbage cans in that alley.

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Time to move. All right, Dave. We're back after a week off. So this name, Michael, I don't know what you're going to put on the title.

But to me, this is like the name drop-up episode. Okay, because between the fund and between Miami last week, I feel like you just been running into the who's who of everybody. Okay.

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