Episode 15: Souse Meat

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2019

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Ms. Pat takes a trip to New York City and pays the price with chaffed thighs. Beyonce inspires Ms. Pat to think about going back to a historically black college. She talks about the greatest meal she's ever had and working as a chimney sweep as a child. She recounts the time her mother killed her best friend Coo-coo. Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and Garrianna all stare in disbelief as Ms. Pat shares the food of her childhood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris.
0:01.1	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh,
0:02.7	then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit,
0:08.0	Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon
0:12.2	and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:14.2	Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down.
0:16.2	I'm sitting here with my goddamn Adobea Ring.
0:18.7	Why do people ring a Adobea when they live here?
0:21.6	Go open the door. That could be UPS.
0:23.9	Look, it might be a man Adobea.
0:25.7	You.
0:26.5	That mail-order man came in.
0:28.9	Miss Pat's really trying to get you some day.
0:31.0	Who is that?
0:32.2	I feel like she don't need enough.
0:34.4	She's kind of bad.
0:35.4	You don't need another child around here.
0:36.6	You tell her to go away.
0:37.6	We did tell her to go away.
0:38.6	You know, I think I was very rude because I did this close door.
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