A tall man, a dark suit, long arms and tentacles. Is he an innocent figment of someone's imagination

or are his motive something much more sinister? Today's topic is Slender Man.

A demon or worse, perhaps you're the victim of a witch's curse. It's hopeless, you're doomed, you'd call a priest if you could.

You'd rather just listen to who, sinister food.

I'm gonna kill you.

I saw this fucking Ouija warning by all of you. You gotta get that, get rid of it man.

I wanna know which one of our listeners decided to ship me what I'm going to assume is a cursed Ouija board.

I appreciate the creativity that went into the packaging because the label was marked that it was from Parker Brothers.

Yes, like the board sent itself to me for their headquarters.

And apparently I guess you write in to Parker Brothers and say please send a Ouija board to a friend?

I don't know, or it's just sent itself. Like it just looked up my address.

Or my other theory is that your childhood dolls sent it to you.

Oh god. My mom did find all those dolls in the attic this weekend.

She's gonna roll riled up and she sent you a Ouija board. Don't forget about me.

Maybe, maybe. I don't know. I'm not using it. It is just sitting on the counter currently.

Yeah, people were like, oh you guys should put it on an episode hell no.

According to my house, I'm not having a cursed ass Ouija board come to my damn house.

Several people have said I should burn it. I think so. There's a ravine behind my house.

We're gonna throw it in the ravine. Burn it and throw it in the ravine.

We do have some plans for it.

Which if you come to our live show October 26, 11.30 p.m. at Dallas Comedy House.

Yeah, free. Yes, it is free.

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