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The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Episode 149 Fizaa In Da Hizza

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4603 Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2016

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Lahna is joined by comedian Fizaa Dosani to discuss sex and love addiction.

Follow them: @lahnaturner @fizaadosani @allthingscomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm missing you so much. It's been a long time. No matter the distance

0:21.2

you're still on my mind

0:24.3

I need to see you

0:27.4

I can't wait

0:30.4

but until you come home

0:34.0

I'll just masturbate

0:36.8

I'm so tired

0:41.6

of being alone

0:44.8

so I'm going to spank it

0:48.1

until you come home

0:53.0

until you come home Until you come home

0:56.0

Until you come home

0:59.0

Until you come home

1:02.0

Hey guys, welcome to the Perfect Ten podcast.

1:08.0

I'm Lana Turner and that was the master bait song off of my new album Lime Aid. I've been playing new songs each week from my album to give you guys a little taste. And I'm very excited to share it. So there you go. With me in the studio today is Fiza Desante. Did I say it right? Desani. Desani.

1:45.0

I like the water. It's so hard, though, but FISA and it's, okay. But anyways, I just met you, and you're a new friend. It's really great to meet you and get to know you. Also in the studio is Aaron, of course, and Charlie, Mike, my dog. So we've got a full crew. How are you? It's good to hang. Yeah, I'm good.

2:02.0

I'm running on fumes right now, an hour of sleep. So I don't know if it's adrenaline or I had sugar, coffee. Yeah? Well, I'm glad. Let's do it. Let's keep the adrenaline running. Yeah. I had so much fun talking to you. We met the other night at the comedy store, and was like, let's talk about this stuff because you had like this like interesting perspective on life.

2:07.3

And I've I've gone through like a lot of dealing with sort of addiction and substance abuse type stuff in the last many years of my life.

2:14.4

And it took me so long to even identify my role in it and how

2:17.9

fucked up everyone around it is. And then you were like just going on and on about all kinds

2:24.5

of interesting things. It just, it blows my mind. The only exposure I've had to group is going

2:30.5

to Al-Anon, which confuses the fuck out of me. I have to say, like, the whole thing.

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