Hello and welcome to worst bestsellers, where we read about the town with

Pepp and also werewolves so you don't have to.

I'm Renata.

And I'm Kate.

And for this episode, we read A Werewolf in Riverdale by Caleb Rorig.

Joining us to discuss this Archie Comics' tie-in novel are two guests who can speak for themselves.

Hi, I'm Chris Collision, and I'm just heling at the moon about being able to talk to y'all about

werewolves beseeching Army Comicsdom.

And I'm J.W. Jughead Friedman, mostly just mad that I can't find a place to get a burger

with sardines on it.

And if you didn't recognize just from their voices, they are, of course, the co-hosts of

I Don't Even Own a Television, the podcast that does what we do, but different.

The only other duo, crazy enough to read something horrible on a regular basis and then talk to the internet about it.

Which, like, can I just say how much I have been regretting this choice of side gig during this

pandemic?

Jesus Christ.

Me too.

My friends are all, like, playing, like, jackbox all the time, and I'm like, uh, nope, got to read a

Resident Evil novel.

Wow.

Shots fired.

Yeah.

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