Fuck the gays!

Alright, let's do this. How are you, what the fuckers, what the fuck buddies, what the fuck nicks, what's happening?

I'm Mark Marin, this is my podcast. I got a cold, man.

I got a fucking cold.

It was weird because I was holding it off.

I swear to God I was holding it off the entire time that I was in Portland.

Even when I was talking to you last from my hotel room in Portland, Oregon, I felt the nag of it.

I felt the nag of it starting like Thursday.

You know, people have this, it always annoys me when you're like, I got a cold.

They're like, oh, you'll be okay tomorrow. It's like, no, when I get a cold, I get a fucking cold.

Like, it's three or four days coming, then three or four days in me.

Kind of like, you know, I'm fucked up and then a few days on the way out.

So it's at least a 10 day ride and I don't know why it annoys me.

I, you know, I think that people get colds differently than me or maybe their tolerance is different than me or they get the different cold than me.

But when I get one and it locks in, I'm in for the arc of it and I'm in it right now.

And he kind of just hope it doesn't get worse.

All right, so today on the show, Jeanette McCurdy is here.

She's a former actor from, you know, you, you know where she was on two popular Nickelodeon kids series, I Carly and Sam and Cat.

Last year, she released her memoir, which explained why she stopped acting.

It's called, I'm glad my mom died.

I read it and I don't always do that for guests, you know, because sometimes I just rather talk

than sort of be led into something by knowing their story too well.

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