Episode 148 - Wife Attack!

Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Tetherball Academy Media

Sports, Comedy, News, Politics

4.8 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2017

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Ross Patterson, Mat Best, and Evan Hafer are joined by special guest "Tier" who lived through a wife attack in which she superglued his penis and balls to his taint. For real.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Drinking Bros presented by StrikeForceEnergy.com.
0:14.0	Put down the water, grab a fucking drink.
0:20.0	What's up?
0:24.0	I love you.
0:27.0	I smell something, Matt.
0:29.0	It's pink eye and I'm scared of it.
0:31.0	I'm scared of it.
0:33.0	I'm having something pink eye.
0:35.0	Maybe, maybe I do, maybe I don't.
0:37.0	Well your daughter has pink eye and then you've been itching your eyes all day and it looks a little watery so I'm not gonna trust you with it.
0:44.0	Yeah, I don't know.
0:47.0	You got to err on that side.
0:50.0	You got to err on the side of the pink eye.
0:52.0	Like full, Middle Eastern poop wipe without any toilet paper and then rubberized.
0:56.0	That's a pink eye appensable.
0:58.0	That's actually comes from the three rocks.
1:00.0	I don't know if you're familiar with that.
1:02.0	What's the three rocks?
1:04.0	Dude, you've never seen any of those dudes walk into the Porta Shitter with three rocks in their hand?
1:09.0	Oh yes.
1:10.0	That's a thing.
1:12.0	That's a thing.
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