Episode 148 - New Year's With David Copperfield!

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2017

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss their best New Year's Eve parties, Milo's lawsuit against Simon and Schuster, and Ross' near death experience with a transvestite. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Welcome to the Ross!
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution!
0:18.0	brought to you by Black Rifle Coffee dot com. Oh, burh!
0:25.0	We're really feeling it, aren't we?
0:30.0	Aren't we, James?
0:31.0	Oh yes.
0:32.0	Oh yes. We're in the dead of winter. I mean you guys. We're bundled up.
0:38.3	50? Uh, 42. Oh my gosh. It is a balmy 42. Isn't that what they say, balmy?
0:45.7	It's a balmy. Oh boy, I've got a jacket on here from back in the nether regions you know back when I was a young boy in the
0:57.4	Netherlands I used to have this jacket you mean the 90s? Whatever. Whatever, dude, God. Even the microphone's having trouble today, you know, it's just cold and rickety. I can't even touch it. The middle is so cold. It's just moving on its own.
1:14.0	Now that I can do about it.
1:17.0	Welcome to the New Year, I want to call this to the New Year's Eve show. Is that appropriate? Can we say that?
1:21.0	Oh yeah, New Year, New Year, New You. God, I hate when I fucking hate when people say that.
1:28.1	You know I don't think they say it anymore.
1:30.0	They do, they do. Oh no. Everybody still says it. You know what I got at the
1:34.3	fucking gym too? Which I knew it was coming at one point from someone, some
1:39.9	asshole somewhere. I got the old see you next year.
1:45.0	Oh! It's like, fuck you.
1:48.0	What if you came in today though?
1:50.0	What's that? What if you came in today?
1:52.0	See you next year. Yeah, three days. Three days. So I, you know, see you next year.
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