Episode 148: First Bort

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2014

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Microchips-For-Newborns Hoax Has Thousands of Christians Believing That the End Times Are Near… Again Women who have sex before marriage should be hanged, says senior politician in India's Socialist Party Police: WV ‘magical warlock’ coerced sex from kids by promising to cure ill mother Parents Say 234 Schoolgirls Are Missing in Mass Nigerian Kidnapping, Far Higher Than Official Reports http://homeschoolersanonymous.wordpress.com/2014/04/12/50-shades-of-grey-or-contemporary-christian-music-lyrics-a-quiz/ Private school chief linked to Islam Trojan Horse plot says: Stone all adulterers to death Archbishop Slings Bigotry at Atheists Glenn Grothman Says John Kerry Upset God By Condemning Uganda's Anti-Gay Crackdown Bob Marshall Reiterates Claim That Disabled Children Represent God's 'Vengeance' For Abortion Pat Robertson: Jesus said an asteroid could destroy Earth next week http://igg.me/at/veteranjobs http://youtu.be/v-j26Cn3MRE?t=4m11s

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0:00.0	Do you want to get cognitive dissonance streamed to your iPhone or Blackberry?
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0:07.0	This is a better home to Turkey.
0:09.7	I was just calling to tell you guys, Gloria, I found your show through this getting a
0:15.6	thierced, and I'm currently listening back through the catalog right now about episode 97
0:21.0	right when Tom is giving up reading the intro.
0:27.0	I just wanted to say, since I call it from Microsoft, you just have the Aula Akbar contest,
0:36.5	I thought for the longest time before you clarify that you were saying Aula Akbar, that
0:40.3	they were actually saying something to the effect of a long-wank away, which to me is
0:46.3	really existential, and the idea is that collectively the whole religion is one good long-wank
0:53.2	away from being so.
0:54.2	Now that's clarified I still hear it, but it sounds funny to me anymore.
1:00.0	But keep up the good work guys, and be safe.
1:03.0	Hey guys, it's Mike from the River of Keptic by Gata, I'm giving my show there again.
1:07.9	You guys kind of showed who we mentioned on the most recent episode, something about a
1:12.5	potential cannibalism and hitting a guy in the face with an accidentally an electrical
1:16.7	substance.
1:17.7	It's not ridiculous, but there were a few years ago from Jeremy, it's not a guy who met
1:22.0	from guy online, and it's really an entrance into a pack where one is sent to be taken
1:26.7	by the other one.
1:27.7	Yeah, so potential cannibalism is nothing, although the guy did get some jail for murder.
1:32.7	So, keep up the good work guys, boys.
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