When you were a teenager and you would have to defrag the computer at home

What does that even mean like it was like this thing that you did when the when you had been downloading too much shit in the computer

when your computer got porned up it would get so bogged down with porn

well the funny thing is watching the defrag process which took like

six hours but you could see the computer churning through all the content that had been put on it because it went like a

graph and it would be like light blue and white for a little bit but then it would be like black and

red you'd be like that's while the computer is eating all the porn.

That's the computer digesting the several.

At that time, I guess it probably just would have been like kilobytes.

I don't even know what computers did back then.

I guess they were doing gig.

Giga bites.

But do you, let me ask y'all a question.

Veterans of video pornography on the internet from the late 90s early 2000s might

be familiar with a little site called Dream Zotic, which was like, Dream Zotic was like, it was like Porn Hub before Porn Hub was Porn Hub.

Pretty ambitious for a time where most people had 56k dial up.

So by that you mean it had everything and it was free?

Well, yeah, I mean it was free, but the man when we discovered it we thought we were

in High Cotton. But the thing about it was was that you had to wait 30 minutes before you started jacking off because you had to load it up.

And then you don't get about a minute and a half out of it.

I know. You'd have to click load on something and then you'd go outside and play for a while and then come back in and it'd be loaded.

You couldn't just sit there.

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