Episode 147: "A horrible Lechy Human"

Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Eddie Ifft

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4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2012

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

It's the Vegas Recap episode of Jim and Eddie TalkS hit. Everyone is in the Rape Cottage after Vegas and helping to piece together what really went on with the Mongs, Brian McCarthy, and FarSide's black hooker story. All that and more on this episode of Jim and Eddie TalkS hit.

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0:18.1	how could you not know that well I didn't know well you should know it but I do now
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0:40.6	Is it true the guy that walked over the Niagara Falls on the typewriter
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0:48.8	com please read these moment to... I only only moment read that last bit.
0:54.3	No.
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1:08.0	See I only thought there was 80 countries.
1:10.0	Are you going to send money to your family in Australia?
1:12.0	No, but if I ever did, I do it with Western Union.
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1:17.0	Why would you put bills on a pre-jason?
1:18.4	Do you put bills on prepaid cards?
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