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The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Episode 146 For Your Consideration with Cody Morley

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4603 Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2016

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Lahna is joined by comic Cody Morley to talk about spicy things and Diane Kawasaki is back to give advice to listeners.

Follow them on Twitter: @lahnaturner @codymorley @dianekawasaki @allthingscomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0

He broke my heart.

0:03.0

It hurt.

0:04.0

It hurt So bad

0:22.5

I knew the best way to get back

0:26.2

And him was to

0:27.9

Make him mad

0:30.4

I went through his phone

0:34.1

I called his mother

0:37.8

I told his boss

0:41.6

And I told his brother

0:43.4

I fucked his best friend

0:47.8

I fucked his best friend

0:51.6

I fought to

0:54.1

I fought to Hey guys I'm Alana Turner.

0:56.6

Welcome to the Perfect Ten podcast.

0:58.9

That was from my new CD, or I couldn't even call it a CD, my new album, whatever you want to call it nowadays.

1:04.3

It's called Lime Aid, which is currently for sale on iTunes.

1:07.2

I'm so excited.

1:07.6

I'll get to that in a second.

1:08.6

I also want to introduce my guest.

1:10.4

Today with me is Cody Morley. Thank you so much for joining me. And Diane, Kowasaki is here to give us more dating advice, which is always a pleasure. Jan, thank you for coming. I think you should be giving me advice. I didn't know that I had to fuck people to make them out. The best friend. I've never actually done it, Diane. I think I have to.

1:11.3

That's why all my relationships don't work.

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