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Man, Drake.

Yes, dear?

Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?

Well, yeah, I can't say I have. Ever since we started putting a trace of fluoride in the water, there have been those who say we really shouldn't.

They were criticized, they were ridiculed, they were called conspiracy theories, they were called tinfoil hatters.

Opponents of fluoridation have asserted that all sorts of things would happen when communities decided to fluoridate.

It's against the laws of nature.

It's an unnatural poison you want to feed our kids.

It attacks the bones, kidneys, and hearts of older people and increases the chance of cancer.

An infringement on human rights,

a communist conspiracy where the people are helpless to resist.

And as human beings,

you and I need fresh, pure water

to replenish our precious bodily fluids.

Yes.

You beginning to understand?

Yes.

Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink

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