Hi everyone this is Jim Jeffries from Jim and Eddie talking shit I am endorsing right now the Flexport watch

you have seen pro athletes wearing these bracelets now Flexport have put their negative iron technology into a

lightweight stylish and waterproof digital watch if If you don't already know,

negative ions are scientifically proven to boost strength, balance, endurance,

and cumloads.

The last one I made up but you never know.

So whether you're already in shape and you want to improve fitness and you need an extra boost to get started,

the Flex Sport Watches for you. Only 12 1295 which I think is very reasonable for strength balance and endurance

It comes in four cool colors red white black and pink not those uncool colors like orange or yellow or yellow

yellow like those cancer bands yellow is so two thousand like Lance Armstrong all that

does is tell people that you know people with cancer.

Me and Eddie are wearing them right now and we haven't fallen over for days.

No.

So get the Flex Sport Watch at flexport watch.com.

Hey guys, we all know Western Union, they aren't just the way to send money to Mexico anymore.

No, you racist.

Go to our website and you can send money to family and friends in 135 countries.

See, I only thought there was 80 countries. Are you going to send money to your

family in Australia? No but if I ever did I do it with Western Union then you know what else you can do you can pay bills

online. You can also pay a domestic or foreign mortgage because you know what

sometimes I send money to Mexico and just pay people's mortgages off.

Yeah. My career is going that well. Could you pay a divorce off?

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