Episode 145: The Lucha Libre Serial Killer, Waving Chinese Sun Bears, & the Largest Search for the Loch Ness Monster

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Golden State Cider from Sonoma Cider, sharing what she’s done during her time off at home including kayaking in her Paddle North kayak and making Taylor Swift friendship bracelets for her nieces.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen reports that Queen Taylor Swift’s 2023 US Eras Tour has concluded in LA and 2nd Harvest Food Bank has announced that she has donated enough funds to supply 75,000 meals in their Bay Area and Denver metro area food banks.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples Melinda’s Pizza Hot Sauce, Pringles Enchilada Adobada, and Crunchmaster Avocado Toast crackers.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on the Overstock.com take-over of Bed Bath & Beyond, Oregon ends the statewide ban on self-serve gas, January 6th traitor known as the “Rally Runner” is indicted by Feds,

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of a winged Medusa mosaic in Spain, Serbian coal miners uncover a Roman ship, and a spectacular Samson mosaic is unearthed in Galilee.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles about the largest search for the Loch Ness Monster since the 1970’s, a man thrusts his flag pole through another man’s head at an Oklahoma Sonic Drive-In, a Chinese zoo denies that its Sun Bears are people in costume, the US’s incandescent light bulb ban is going into effect August 1st, the World’s Oldest Man Jose Gomes dies at age 127, a drunk passenger on Delta airlines was served 11 drinks and assaulted a teen, and a mystery buyer just purchased a California ghost town for $22.5M.

LYRICAL BREAKDOWN: Kathleen breaks down the lyrics to Taylor Swift’s “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” and “Blinded By The Light” by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “Lady of Silence: The Mataviejitas Murders” on Netflix, and her new stand-up Special “Hunting Bigfoot” on Prime Video.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grabbed
0:13.0	yourself a drink? Pull up a bar stool? Let's talk about what's been going on.
0:22.0	Turbides!
0:26.0	Episode 145. Who's excited about that? You know what's even more exciting?
0:31.0	It's right now, I'm under tornado warning. What does that mean to non-midwest termites?
0:36.0	There's other termites. It means conditions are favorable to create a tornado warning.
0:42.0	No, sorry, I'm under watch. Warning means one has been seen or spotted near you.
0:50.0	If in the event that happens, I will be getting Jameson and a pillow and leaving this podcast
0:57.0	and hiding in a hallway because dip shit here forgot to build a basement.
1:04.0	I've been looking into those shelters online though. I like the ones that are underground,
1:09.0	but I think my brother's right. By the time a tornado hit and shit, you're not going to run outside.
1:14.0	No. No, you'd have to get in there way beforehand. Or you could put one in your garage,
1:18.0	but it takes up a car slip. They're really, I don't need one that big.
1:22.0	No. I'm going to talk to Mike Ferdavi. He'll know what to do.
1:26.0	I'm going to buy you a hockey helmet.
1:28.0	Well, a hockey helmet would help maybe for flying objects, as Ron would say,
1:34.0	it's not a matter of, what was his old joke about Jordan?
1:38.0	It's not a matter of, it's not a matter that the wind is blowing. It's a matter of what the wind is blowing
1:46.0	because when you get hit by a BMW.
1:50.0	Anyway, move it on. What are we drinking? A little golden state cider.
1:56.0	I'm not a huge cider person, but every once in a while, I'll get into one.
2:01.0	This one is from Sonoma County, California.
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