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🗓️ 5 October 2020
⏱️ 54 minutes
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CLASSIC EPISODE! Due to popular demand we re-releasing this classic Scummy Mummies Podcast with the very funny and talented Steph Douglas. We tackle a range of topics including sex and relationships and why it is important to send WhatsApp messages to get your partner's juices flowing. This was recorded back in early 2019 when we could all still touch each other, good times. ENJOY!
Original podcast description:
How important is sex to a good relationship? Why do we sometimes need to pull up the drawbridge? And what are the best and worst bits of having a third child? Answering all these questions is Steph Douglas, Instagram sensation and founder of Don't Buy Her Flowers!
She tells us what effect becoming outnumbered has had on her marriage, and why her husband described her third pregnancy as being a bit like Brexit. We talk about the biggest shock that comes with having a new baby, and how counselling can help with the rough patches.
Then it's time for some filthy shagging chat. Helen explains how she likes it "good style", and Steph reveals the perils of erotic WhatsApp chat.
If you don't want to buy someone flowers, go to dontbuyherflowers.com. You can follow Steph on Instagram @steph_dontbuyherflowers.
The Scummy Mummies book is OUT NOW! We hope you like it, and if you do, we'd love an Amazon review!
**SEE US LIVE** Come to our live comedy show! We are on our way to Selby, Sheffield, Barnsley, Kettering, Hackney, Chipping Norton, and more... To buy tickets, and for more dates, visit ScummyMummies.com.
We're on Twitter (@scummymummies), Instagram, and Facebook. Please send your confessions to [email protected] and visit us at ScummyMummies.com. If you like the podcast, please rate, review and subscribe!
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1:19.0 | This is the Scummy Mummy's podcast. |
1:27.0 | Hello and welcome to the Scummy Mummy's podcast. |
1:32.0 | Hello and I'm so |
1:33.0 | I'm so mummy mummies podcast it's me Helen Thorn and it's me Ellie Gibson and I'm so |
1:36.6 | excited early because stiff don't buy her flowers is with us again oh my god please tell me you didn't buy any flowers. I was so tempted |
1:44.8 | I was gonna buy her flowers as in some self-raising some plain and they're like |
1:49.6 | you're a pun but I thought no that's not a shame you regretted that idea |
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