All rise, the Volving District Court of the village and shower of Vulcanvania is now in order.

The Honorable Reeve, Alvin Vulcanizer, and Alper's eyes.

Now, before me, the defendants of the Say You Love Satan podcast are so hereby charged with the following.

Stephanie, charged with Article 2B subsection 1, maintaining a dwelling involving an animal

nuisance, namely housing too many domestic felines on the premises.

Jesse, charged with municipal village noise ordinance 40-J, which states no person or person shall be allowed to commit screeching noises past 8 p.m.

Melissa, in flagrant violation of the Shire Sex Offense Penal Code 0009 from the original Shire Charter of 1898.

Use of the grouper technique in full public view and with callous disregard for the corruption of minors.

Johnnell, so hereby accuse him an infraction of our animal husbandry laws, specifically Article 1, Paragraph 13,

the ingestion of multiple smoked meats and sausages not deemed fit for human consumption.

And lastly, Dr. Benjamin Graves, an open disregard of the 1920s Prohibition Act,

consuming illicit alcoholic substances, namely Mad Dog 2020.

I hereby find all parties culpable in these matters this charge,

and so do convey the maximum

levy for these violations, and do therefore deem you to be conveyed to a wholly awful place

for execution, wherein you shall be put to death. So for now, good night I read. Intellectual decay.

Turn it off and watch a please.

Hey!

Say you know...

Saitland! Getting rid of intruders was tough, but here's a menace that's coming to stay.

Welcome to the Say You Love Satan 80s horror podcast. This is your host, Stephanie.

My heart, my blood, my body, I give to you Satan.

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