Hello and welcome to yet another episode of the lines led by docus podcast not burping

into the microphone is me joe and joining me for the remainder of the series is Sarah hi hi

up i'm also not currently burping into the microphone not yet um not yet there's time

in the in the conclusion of our series i should point out that i am no longer drinking expired coffee

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oh fantastic as opposed to the the old sponsor which would in fact give you diarrhea can confirm

yes okay good thank you maybe our next sponsor should be like nicer toilet paper

now our next toilet our next sponsor is going to be the toilet paper from the mre's

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your ass with rocks or something well now you can with the rock or something yeah um so

sarah we're on part three of our monty melconian series how you feeling about monty going into part

three when he's about to finally go and fight his revolutionary war that he's dreamed so much about

i just like it's been like 24 hours since we did the last one and the whole time all i could

think is like man i was never that consistent with my goals as a teenager right i got to say i

wasn't either yeah like he he decided this was his thing and he was going to make it happen and

yeah i did that too i was going to be a flight attendant and then i very quickly realized that

job fucking sucked i don't want to do that and he i can't imagine doing that oh man he was just

like yeah this terrorism thing kind of sucks but i guess i'll keep trying he was a market

disruptor of terrorism yeah it like i do need to point out that like he's still quite young uh he's

like slightly older than me um which i i understand isn't that young but for as someone who has had

such an incredibly full life of globe trotic bombing um it like most people would assume that

especially going into becoming a military commander that he's like in his 40s or 50s and if you look

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