Episode 145: Man dunks child

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Interview, Funny, Best Podcast, Comedians, Jokes, Society & Culture, Pete Donaldson, Comedy Interviews, Personal Journals, Top Podcast, Comedy, Conversation, Comedian, Luke Moore

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2019

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

What would happen if Pete and Luke grabbed an aircraft carrier from somewhere and piloted it to the South China Sea? Just one of the thought experiments available on today's episode of TLAPS. Elsewhere, we hear of a festival going wrong (not Ja Rule's one, although he does get a good going over regardless), something truly surprising that Luke sent a friend in the post, a boat called Clubber Lang, and a truly bizarre way for a man to motivate his son to be better at football.

Warning: This episode contains a story about a paddling pool from Pete Donaldson that we can only describe as 'specialist'. You've been warned.

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0:00.0	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.
0:11.0	So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.
0:15.0	Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.
0:20.0	Hello Russell Kane here and I'm excited to tell you about my new TV series Evil Genius on Sky History.
0:26.5	We'll be tackling the legacies of five titanic figures of the 20th century.
0:30.9	Churchill, Nixon, Einstein, Escobar, Chanel.
0:35.0	And with a panel of guests, a resident boffin and a blitz of truth bombs,
0:39.2	we're going to be deciding once and for all if they are evil or genius.
0:43.6	Brand new evil genius with me Russell Kane,
0:47.1	Mondays at nine on Sky History. You're not going to be. Hi, I'm Matt Hefe, the singer of Trivium. It's very nice to meet you.
1:15.0	Yeah.
1:16.0	Monday, Monday.
1:17.0	I was replaced by Brad Looter.
1:19.0	That's my favorite Trivium song.
1:21.0	Yeah.
1:22.0	I was thinking of the word trivia in my head and I thought I wonder what the lead singer of trivia
1:26.6	Trivium is called and apparently it's Mahifie.
1:29.7	They're those massive Metallica rip-off merchants. I mean, it does sound exactly like Metallica.
1:33.8	I mean, isn't everyone nowadays.
1:35.8	Yeah, I don't know.
1:36.6	I suppose so.
1:37.6	Welcome to the Luke and Pete show.
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