Sword and Scale Rewind is an aftershow, which means it's meant to be listened to after listening to Sword and Scale.

For your convenience, each episode number of rewind corresponds to its counterpart on Sword and Scale.

It's not that hard people.

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Remember that laughing at murder is a mortal sin.

Welcome to Sword and Scale Rewind with your host, Smatfondaleer, and Ian Bag.

Hey, what's up everybody? Welcome back to Sword and Scale Rewind. This is episode 144.

I'm one of your hosts, Smatfondaleer.

Join us again by comedian and co-host of the 5th most popular hockey podcast in all of Australia.

I hear it's climbing up the charts in Africa too. Welcome back, Ian Bag.

We are on fire now. We're going to go to be here. Thank goodness there's murder in our lives so we can come and talk about it.

Thank God.

Not in our lives, but in other people's.

Yeah, yeah, not in our lives. Please keep the murder out of our lives.

Keep the murder out of our lives.

And we got the murder daddy himself joining us once again, Mike Bude.

What's up, buddy?

I can't believe you actually use that term. That's your term. I've seen you say that.

I said it as it is. So I say it as a joke because it really pisses off certain blue-haired angry feminists that hate me on Twitter.

But yeah, it's nice.

We made T-shirts.

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