Welcome to the worst bestsellers where we read about living your best life unless you're fat so you don't have to.

I'm Kate.

And I'm Renata.

And for this episode, we read Girl Wash Your Face by

Rachel Hollis. Joining us to discuss this Christian Mingle-approved self-help book is Margaret H. Willison,

librarian slash social media bon vivant, one of pop culture happy hours fourth chairs, one third of appointment

television, and one half of two bossy dames.

Hello, Margaret.

Hi, guys.

Welcome back.

I'm so glad to be here and so mad I read this book.

Margaret is, of course, a returning worst-pacillars All-Star who's read Model Land and

Chris Harrison's romance novel, whatever that was called.

Yeah, the perfect letter.

Yeah.

Just two real classics.

I feel really blessed, honestly, to be here with both of you on the day that the clip of

Tyra Banks interviewing Beyonce on her talk show is going at least viral on gay Twitter,

where every question that she asked either rhymed with Beyonce's name or with one of Beyonce's

altered egos, or she got down the line to Beyonce's song titles.

So it was like Josh Afierce, which of these two actors named Josh, do you think is more attractive?

And then if I were, my first one, if I was a boy, she did it if I was Tolstoy.

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