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Hey guys, very quick announcement before we kick off with today's show. We have some very exciting news.

We are launching a brand new line of merch. It is the Get in the Bin merch, which you guys have been asking us

for months to do and we are finally delivering. So if you would like to get early access to the merch store as well as an exclusive little discount,

all you need to do is click on the link that's in the episode description. Stick in your email address and then just wait.

The store is going to open for everybody next Thursday, so that's the 30th of April. If however you sign up now,

you will get access to the store on Wednesday, the 29th of April at 9 a.m. And you'll also get that exclusive discount code.

If you are a patron, don't need to do anything. Just kick back. We'll send you a link and we'll send you the code.

And another important thing about this merch is that I'm sure you guys have seen that there has been an unprecedented spike in domestic abuse

and domestic violence during the lockdown for COVID-19. We wanted to do something to help some of the amazing charities and

organisations supporting victims during this difficult time. So we are going to be giving a percentage of all the proceeds from the sales of this

merch to Solis Women's Aid. So thank you very much and I'm with this show.

Go!

I'm Hannah. I'm Sauruti. And welcome back to a normal episode. I feel like we don't do normal episodes anymore.

Every time we do what I'm like, oh this is like putting on an old pair of shoes.

Exactly. There's like worn through, it's got like holes in the toes, but you know it's going to get you there.

That's all we need. Welcome back to the original Red Handed everybody.

The original Red Handed.

God, now I want Chris.

I want a wee, but there's always someone in the fucking bathroom, so I can't.

So I'm going to be like one of those politicians that like speaks with like loads of urgency because I really need a wee

and I haven't been able to get in the bathroom more fucking morning.

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