So, um, Tanya, do you get the Mountain Eagle?

Yeah, I have it.

I just picked it up at the dollar store.

Does it still scream?

I don't. It has not screamed in years. It whimpers. It cries. Did you see this story on the front page? About the barber's wife's wife

yeah right not about the barber's wife yeah what what the barber's wife made the front page

oh my god I have to hear The barber's wife made the front page.

Oh my God, I have to hear this.

So the Mountain Eagle ran a story, I guess, last week,

saying that a local barber had defied the quarantine orders in the closed business orders and was cutting hair.

This was according to the Wattsburgh Police Chief who you may know Tom.

Yeah and the funny thing about that story was that the police chief he said

well we know they're in there cutting hair we can never catch them with someone in the chair.

So it's like the Wightsburg PD has spent more than one day staking out the logo barber shop trying to catch them with someone in the chair.

Literally.

Oh boy.

But anyways, when they ran this story,

apparently it really pissed off the wife of the barber.

And so the wife of the barber visited the newspaper

office to get a paper and complain that the story was about the shop she and her

husband own. I'm interested this is where this is going. The wife who was

visibly upset said three people had called to tell her there was a story about the shop in the paper.

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