Episode 143: PATIFA Attacks

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Ms. Pat was involved in an incident at a hotel, and then the Crackbabies defended her honor. She then announces the Patdown Crackdown, and contemplates selling her farts. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Between forgetting the sellotape,
0:01.6	trying to squeeze eight people around a six-seater table
0:04.0	and the cat taking down the tree.
0:06.1	Again!
0:08.1	Christmas can be tricky.
0:10.3	At least with Royal Mail,
0:11.9	sending parcels is easy.
0:13.6	You can save time and money when you buy your postage online
0:16.3	and will collect from your door for zero pounds.
0:18.6	Whether you have one, two, or twenty to send,
0:21.4	just click, save, and will collect.
0:23.7	Visit RoyalMail.com forward slash send.
0:27.0	Simple.
0:27.9	Offer in 31st December for details online.
0:30.8	Bring the bar home with you this holiday season
0:33.2	with the new Tails cocktails,
0:35.1	an exclusive range of ready-to-serve cocktails
0:37.9	with all the flavor and complexity of handmade cocktails.
0:41.0	Yet none of the work!
0:42.3	Crafted with the highest quality top shelf spirits.
0:45.2	Vicardi Rum 42 below vodka,
0:47.6	Bombay Sapphire gin and Dewa's blended Scotch whiskey.
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