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Ross Patterson Revolution!

Episode 143 - One Million For My Boys

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, News, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2017

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie discuss George Clooney giving one million in cash to all of his friends in a suitcase, Jessie's upcoming Super Bowl of cooking, and how you can be rich enough to find aliens. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0

The Ross Welcome to the Ross the Ross Patterson Revolution

0:17.0

brought to you by

0:21.0

by black rifle coffee dot to you by Black rifle coffee.com.

0:24.0

I have had a day.

0:30.0

I have had a day.

0:32.0

If you're looking at me right now and you look like, hey, did you lose your job at

0:38.4

J.C. Penny's and then try to fight your boss afterwards?

0:42.5

The answer is yes.

0:44.5

Merry fucking Christmas.

0:46.1

Merry fucking Christmas.

0:48.4

This is one of those days where

0:52.0

I'm gonna need a strike force.

0:53.3

I'm just a quick boom, boom.

0:56.9

This is that fucking 750 milliliter bottle I'm always talking about.

1:01.4

We've been shooting a sketch all goddamn day, James, and I'm gonna I'm gonna tap you in here.

1:07.0

Oh, thanks!

1:08.0

Yeah.

1:09.0

We've been shooting a Christmas sketch.

1:15.0

Yes.

1:16.0

That will be out tomorrow and the day after.

1:20.0

I forget.

1:21.0

But anyways, ran right from filming to here. We didn't want to miss the show.

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