Episode 143: League of the South

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2014

⏱️ 80 minutes

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GOP Congressman Stephen Fincher On A Mission From God-Starve The Poor While Personally Pocketing Millions In Farm Subsidies CNN asks whether maybe God stole Flight 370 Billy Graham’s Daughter Says Missing Malaysian Plane Could Offer a Glimpse of What the Rapture Will Look Like Wyoming Republican’s Book Claims Gay People ‘Purposely Infected Women’ To Start AIDS Apocalypse Creationists demand equal airtime on Neil deGrasse Tyson’s ‘Cosmos’ to provide ‘balance’ ‘League of the South’ official: Teaching evolution is ‘an act of disloyalty to America’ Staten Island man accused in 'spiritual cleansing' of naked teen 'disrespected the religion,' Santeria priest says (with photos) Republican House Candidate Who Said Autism Was the Result of God’s Anger Over Gay Marriage Just Won Her Primary Jennifer Louise Lopez Asks Anti-Gay Harlem Church To Stone Her Police release 911 call after wife stabs husband, claims he was "worshipping the NASCAR race" http://www.blogtalkradio.com/atheistsonair

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0:07.0	Hi, this is No Illusions from the Skating Atheist.
0:10.3	I recently published a book in Tom and Cecil, where kind enough to offer me a chance to
0:13.7	plug it.
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0:24.2	Throat, specially edited for the cognitive dissonance listeners.
0:28.4	Do you occasionally suffer from bouts of rationality, cognizance, and literacy?
0:31.6	Are you constantly baffled by the failure of your fellow hominids to comprehend simple
0:34.5	principles like evidence, statistical significance, confirmation bias, and fucking logic?
0:38.8	Do your jaws ache from constantly holding your tongue and play company?
0:41.7	Do you find yourself tempted to stand on tables and scream the Bible whoseluses ravens
0:45.0	chew their cut?
0:46.0	That's not an allegory, and I'm not reading it out of context, you fucking ninkam poops,
0:49.9	it's just wrong!
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0:55.5	essays from a Godless Missing Throat.
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1:00.8	on the Skating Atheist podcast out of the first 50.
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