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I'm Suryte. I'm Hannah.

And welcome to Redhanded.

Slash. Corona. Cost.

No, no, we have a rule on the main episodes.

There will be absolutely no mention of the coronavirus or that I'm going to like install some

sort of like, swedge or where every time one of us mentions coronavirus, we have to put a

quid in it and then we'll donate it to women's aid or something. Let's do it. Someone keep Tally

are counting times in the main episode. Hannah or I mentioned anything to do with coronavirus.

And we will donate that to a wonderful domestic violence charity. So yeah, there we go. Done.

That's our pledge. Problem solved.

Redhanded, single handedly solving the domestic violence abuse violence.

Inability to stop talking about coronavirus. Being that's a quid for you.

So let's move on swiftly to somewhere we cannot go this Easter weekend because yes,

we are recording Easter Saturday. What is Saturday? Because it's good Friday. It's like Easter Sunday

and then something Monday. What's the Saturday? Nothing.

So Easter Saturday you don't really do anything because Jesus is dead. He's not back yet.

Rest day. Yeah. You just hang out, go to do the big shop for your roast dinner on the Sunday.

I don't think you have to go to church, but you have to go to church so fucking much over like the

whole Easter weekend. You've got to go good Friday. You've got to go on Easter Sunday. And it's

like a way longer mass than it usually is so fucking boring. My housemate, we were telling him,

he was asking me similar questions about like how Easter works. He's Jewish but not practicing.

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