Episode 142 - Chris Fairbanks
Entry Level with Brooks Wheelan
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2020
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Chris Fairbanks (Comedy Central/Last Comic Standing) talks about growing up painting window fronts in Montana, being a door to door knife salesman, and the time Norm McDonald told him he wasn't funny ON television.
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| 0:00.0 | Ooh, yeah, listen up. |
| 0:05.0 | I can see you new to this. |
| 0:09.0 | You ain't got no job. |
| 0:12.0 | You ain't got no experience. You ain't got no |
| 0:15.0 | experience. You're entry level. |
| 0:19.7 | You ain't got no qualifications baby your entry level |
| 0:29.3 | your entry level your entry level baby |
| 0:33.0 | baby oh yeah entry level baby oh yeah |
| 0:41.0 | welcome this week's episode of entry level I'm here with the man I've been with all weekend, Nick Turner. |
| 0:46.6 | I can't get away. You can't. I literally went home and then text you. I was like, hey, can you record? |
| 0:52.4 | I've been away from you for 45 minutes that's not true it's |
| 0:56.9 | 57 minutes you're 57 minutes I know I just I've been recording the exact no I this was in the middle I don't know who was watching it last |
| 1:05.2 | I just turned on Netflix this was available I pressed play I came over to Nick's house |
| 1:09.4 | he's watching Chuck and Larry he's 57 minutes in he's very intrigued. |
| 1:13.6 | I recorded with Nick Maderat the entire time. |
| 1:16.4 | Well you did great. |
| 1:18.1 | We just got back from the Kern River where we went gold panning. |
| 1:20.8 | You could go listen to Get Rich Nick with how much gold do you think you |
| 1:24.8 | guys made oh my gosh how much money we probably got I said five dollars but |
| 1:32.0 | Nick said ten dollars really gold so two I said $5. $10. |
| 1:33.3 | Really? |
| 1:34.3 | So two days, four people camping, supplies and all that. |
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