Episode 142: Brexit fondue

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2019

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

It's Valentine's Day! So that means Luke and Pete are getting very romantic. Pete's even found a novel way of making hollandaise sauce, and he's even stopped using his oven as storage.

We also take time to observe Galentine's Day, as made popular on Parks and Recreation and Singles Awareness Day, thus making sure that literally no-one is left out on the most romantic day of the year. We are such team players...

Elsewhere, we hear about monkeys, fireworks, Pete's idea of stepping a night in up a notch, and of course all your correspondence.

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0:00.0	Shut your fat mouth and open little layers. Pete Donaldson and Luke Moore here for the Luke and Beach Shore on Valentine's Day.
0:17.0	A romantic start to Valentine's Day, our Valentine's Day special.
0:21.0	Put it in there.
0:22.0	Yeah. Don't do that don't start
0:24.3	it's just like a selection box of insults I'm opening them up you've got your
0:28.3	selection box of insults for it's like love hearts but negative yeah
0:31.6	but negative yeah get your haircut dickhead
0:34.2	so you've opened them up get your haircut dickhead that's the one I've just I've got one here for you
0:38.1	yeah fuck off smelly fuck off smelly yeah quite smelly. So at your personal hygiene now?
0:44.0	Is personal hygiene a barrier to a successful Valentine's Day, Pete?
0:49.0	Depends on what you're doing.
0:50.0	If you want to do the old classic cinema maneuver where you put your arm around a
0:53.7	lady you don't want to introduce that move with a big guff from your underarms
0:59.2	into her nizle. A big armpic guff. Yeah exactly. You know when you're doing that one?
1:04.0	Can you do that?
1:05.0	Could you ever do that you were a kid?
1:06.0	Should I give it a go now?
1:07.0	You do it.
1:08.0	Your motion, you can do it.
1:09.0	No, I've never, I don't think I've tried that.
1:11.0	Your shirt is very tight.
1:12.0	No, you can't do it.
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