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Hey, you teenagers out there, if you're under 18, this show is more for your parents.

So now that you have that mental picture stuck in your head, put some music on and get back to doing your homework.

We are a long-time married couple who's decided to chronicle our personal adventures

and share our sex-positive discussions as we navigate our way through the swinging lifestyle.

Care to join us? Hello, everyone. I'm Mr. Jones.

And I'm Mrs. Jones.

And I'm Ishae from Expansive Connection.

And we want to welcome you to episode 141 of the We Got a Thing podcast. And this is actually take two. We are all set to go. I'll edit that out. Yeah, fortunately, we only got like three minutes into it. And I realized I hadn't hit the record button. So it's not only the newbies that are, you know, you think you've done

this many times before and you don't screw up. Well, I think we're going to find tonight when we talk about newbies that many of us experienced folks still make the same mistakes or still need to know the same things that you're going to share with us. That's right. But anyway, we're glad you're here and that gave us five extra minutes to talk to you.

I'll take it.

I'll take it.

I'll get you guys every now. this. That's right. But anyway, we're glad you're here and that gave us five extra minutes to talk to you.

Yeah. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll get you guys every now and then. So I'm going to ask you to share your story again. You were sharing a story with me before we started recording and everyone should know ahead of time what you just experienced in case there's anything that comes out of your mouth that doesn't sound coherent.

Okay, I was sharing that my boyfriend had a really hard day at work today. And so he came home and I was like, great. Like it was like an hour ago. And I was like, oh, let's give him a really great back massage.

He can take a 30 minute nap. And so he had just got this like CBD oil. And so I was like, we'll try this. And I'm like, lathering the CBD oil. And he's like, you know, hey, make sure you're kind of like moderate with it. because I still have to do some paperwork afterwards.

It's like, no worries.

I'm just like putting it all over his body.

And then I'm starting with the like big massager that we have

and I'm working on his It's like, no worries. I'm just like putting it all over his body. And then I'm starting with the like big massager that we have and I'm working on his back and like

just being all loving and then like eight minutes and I'm like, oh shit, I'm not wearing gloves

and I had to do a podcast recording. So I finished the massage and like 10 minutes later, my eyelids

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