Episode 141: Self-Serve Gas, Gay Furries, & 1,000 Irish Dolly Partons

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Bud Light Crisp Apple Seltzer. She reviews her 4th of July week in Missouri, and her weekend in Atlantic City playing The Borgata, eating a sub from White House Subs, and a giant boat ride along the Boardwalk on the Atlantic with her friends.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen reports that Queen Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour has announced new dates in Australia Asia and Europe, and Queen Dolly’s Irish fans set a world record when 1,000 dressed as the singer gathered in Listowel Ireland for a fundraiser.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples Ruffles Honey Habanero chips, and Imo’s Sweet n Spicy Wing Sauce.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates that ground has broken on a new Ocala FL Buc-ee’s which will be the world’s largest, Anheuser-Busch denies claims that it fired 2 marketing execs responsible for the Dylan Mulvaney campaign and have launched a new “Backyard Grunts” campaign with Travis Kelce,

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of a giant pizza fresco on a wall in Pompeii, and a man finds a 1930s Duesenberg car worth $1M in an abandoned garage.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles about a man who died after trying to drink all 21 cocktails on a menu in Jamaica, a new triangular-headed gecko species discovered in Vietnam, the world’s biggest cruise ship, the Icon of the Seas, has completed construction in Finland, a Baton Rouge lawyer bought $44K worth of Rally Jello Shots on the final day of the College World Series, another air-breathing predatory snakehead fish is discovered in Missouri, Oregon is ending its 72-year ban on pumping your own gas, and gay Furries initiate a hacking spree in 5 states.

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS: Kathleen reports that Overstock.com is rebranding to Bed Bath & Beyond (online), and United Airlines unveils the real reason behind their recent US flight cancelations.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching her new stand-up Special “Hunting Bigfoot” on Prime Video.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grabbed
0:13.0	yourself a drink? Pull up a bar stool. Let's talk about what's been going on.
0:21.0	Termites. I'm so 141. So much fire this week. Fourth of July, pyro pyro. Did you see my video
0:33.0	on Instagram? Well, let's go brand-in fireworks. It was right next to the alien disco, and I don't
0:41.0	have the guts to let off something that large, but had I had the guts out of gone to the alien
0:46.0	disco. Yeah, oh, baby cat. Baby cat would you like to make an appearance? Wow, wow, wow. Very
0:56.0	talkative, very needy today. Well, I have not been home a lot. I've been in the Ozarks
1:02.0	every waking moment, dealing with the 87th and their situations. Shall we call it? Their
1:11.0	situations. And the Bogota was super duper fun. Sold out. I love that place. I know. I just love
1:19.0	everything about it. And then I like to go down to the Atlantic City Boardwalk and take a giant walk
1:23.0	and see what's going on. I like to pick around down there and see all the changes, because there's always
1:27.0	something different. And I still can't find most of my cats. There used to be hundreds
1:31.0	under the boardwalk. Well, they said they moved them. The funniest sign ever saw was there
1:36.0	like a thousand cats under there. A lot of them were black and white. And then there was a poster
1:40.0	tacked up to it like a phone pole that said missing cat goes by Timothy.
1:48.0	Lady, it's black and white. There's five million Timothy's down here. And none of
1:53.0	them are no cat really. Well, maybe in your house they answered. But hey, Timothy, there's
1:58.0	it. Anyway, yeah, the White House sub. If you ever go to Atlantic City, you got to go to the White House
2:06.0	sub and do it early, because the line is crazy. And it can get Philly bossy around there. Like people
2:14.0	but I like it because the workers are like, you're in the wrong line. Fuck off. They just won't feed
2:20.0	you. They don't care. Like if you didn't call, yeah, it's a thing. And shout out to Andy Pitsu, if you've
2:27.0	never seen very funny guy who opened this show. He's a lot of fun too. And I didn't
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