Now ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this episode is brought to you by cards against humanity.

Uh objection, your honor, they asked us not to read on I had?

Withdrawn. Enjoy the show.

Hi, I'm Detliff Gundrch, managing director of the Whisper Mountain Animal Sanctuary and Adoptotarium. Here at Whisper Mountain, we've got adorable friends and cuddly critters for you to take home for your family and loved ones.

All of our furry friends here at Whisper Mountain have been collected by our team of experienced animal handlers here in the Whisper Mountain community.

All pets at Whisper Mountain come spayed or neutered and with their full complement of shots.

Well, let's take a look at who's available for adoption this week.

Pepper here is an approximately 18 month old Springer Spaniel with a tentacle for a front leg.

Oh Pepper, you're so playful. O pepper, you're so playful.

O'P, o'clock.

O'O!

And over here we have Misty, a lovely two-year-old Persian cat whose jaws completely unhinged not unlike a great white shark, complete

with a rotating set of teeth. Oh, Misty. Okay, all right.

Okay, all right.

Wow, now.

Okay, all right.

Wow.

Now.

With each adoption at Whisper Mountain, you'll receive complimentary protective equipment

as needed, such as gloves, eye protection, flame retardant clothing, or blast shielding.

Now over here we have one of my favorites, Bubbles.

Bubbles is a four-year-old terrier mix whose skeleton owing to a glowing substance is completely visible

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