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Hello everybody, it's time for Cousin Prado!

Hello everybody, welcome to Caxin Crendor in the morning! Hello, I am So Sunbert. I am Red.

I am Charred. I am like Bacon. I must smell... what?

Why did you go out? Because I was like, well, you know what? I'm gonna take some meat time. I'm gonna take some meat time. I'm gonna go to Disney and I'm gonna go to the San Diego Zoo. And I'm just gonna like chill and relax and have a good time.

Plus, it was like an office getaway because I had two birthdays or two birthdays in the office today. I know, so it was a fun getaway. Yeah, turns out four days out in the sun is a lot of fun.

So I'm gonna go to the San Diego Zoo and I'm gonna go to the San Diego Zoo and I'm gonna go to the San Diego Zoo and relax and have a good time.

Plus, it was like an office getaway because I had two birthdays or two birthdays in the office today.

I know, so it was a fun getaway. Yeah, turns out four days out in the sun is four days too many. I am Red. That's even with sunscreen. It's still got me. Still beat me.

Hold on, math isn't adding up. Okay. This one's a zoo. One's a Disney. Where's the other two?

Well, no, so I took I went to Disney two days. Oh, okay. I did two days at Disney and then I had one day of just like relaxing and not doing anything but involved like driving around and like, you know, not doing much.

Yeah, and then I went to the zoo in San Diego. That was super fun. I didn't see any animals doing crazy stuff. Most of the animals were like, oh my god, it's so hot. Yeah.

Every single one of them had that look on their face. It was like, oh, this isn't all bad. I ain't gonna move for these people. Let me tell you. Class like animals. Yeah, they were.

You know, those goofy pictures where it shows the animals are sitting like people and they look like worn out. That was every single animal. Every single animal looked like that. They were just like, oh, not the naked. Spray me down with the hose.

One of my favorite bits is I was by the giraffes and this woman was telling her son like, oh, it's like Shakira in the movie Shakira. Now one giraffes look nothing like Shakira.

Two, I believe she was talking about Zootopia, but Shakira in Zootopia was a gazelle. So either way, I was angry at this mother. I was not pleased. I gave her this death there like lady. You're lying to your kid right now.

You're wrong on multiple fronts. I don't even know what to tell you right now, but you are wrong. What are the kid do is you said? No, the kid was just like, what is that, mom?

She's like, that's Shakira.

What?

It's getting older. He's like, like a wild Shakira. Shakira. Shakira.

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