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The Roundtable of Gentlemen

Episode 140: Ronnie Dykes

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

The Last Podcast Network

New, Comedy, Ben, Roundtable, Gentlemen, Kissel, Brain, Radio, Table, Talk, Round, Ness, York, Events, Beast, Current, Barnett, Murderfist, Loch, Monster, Kevin, Cryptozoology

4.92.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

On this, the 140th episode of the Round Table: bears in Russia are addicted to huffing jet fuel, a man is arrested for hunting a deer in a Walmart parking lot, and a rabbi right here in New York City kills two babies with herpes after sucking circumcision blood from their baby penises.

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0:00.0

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0:07.4

Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds

0:19.3

It's time for action gentlemen

0:22.3

What's the topic of discussion?

0:25.3

Civilities gentlemen, always civility

0:30.5

Alright Charlie Brown. Oh, I'm sorry that it was a mic. Are we good? Yeah, good good

0:36.4

Everyone please close your eyes for a guided meditation

0:41.0

Yeah, that's so relaxing in the middle of the woods

0:44.5

You're a beaver you're working on some wood with your tiny little teeth

0:49.5

Chip chop chip chop various soothing noises of the woods fill your ears

1:00.3

I'm a man tooth bear

1:03.9

Man tooth bear get away from my damn house man tooth bear. Oh surely surely mr. Beaver

1:11.0

Hmm now you cascade down a river it turns into a waterfall you slide down it a couple of tiny cocks in there

1:20.2

Oh like in the water like they're just in the they're just floating around the brown

1:25.3

No, now they're white

1:28.5

Comforting now that are yellow now please just remember your spirit guide is it is it a

1:35.8

Jaws like shark is it a fat bin kissel?

1:40.5

Is it a real you look you look any bin kissel?

1:44.3

That's never happened has he taken the weight off either way he guides you into a bright sparkly light with a bunch of fucking

1:51.0

Gross ugly people sitting in a room having to time doing the round table of gentlemen

1:55.6

Hey

1:56.6

Round table of gentlemen sharp as ever

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