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New Rory & MAL

Episode 140 | Mark Normand On Spreading Diseases & Comedy

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.87.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2023

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Rory returns from desk duty and has even recruited another white to join today’s episode. Today, we are joined by the hilarious standup comedian Mark Normand. Mark takes us through his youth in New Orleans and his early days living in NY which include getting robbed, bombing shows for years, and comedians feuding. Mark shares how he got sick from eating a$$ and went on to tape a Comedy Central Special. Mal introduces Mark to Same Night / Same City (Trump is involved). Then the guys discuss how cancel culture is being manipulated which leads to conspiracy pod including Cosby, the Chinese Balloon, Sam Smith’s satanic Grammy performance, and the NFL scripts. Tune in as the guys and Mark discuss all of the above and drug use, childhood trauma, religious rituals, Leonardo DiCaprio’s new girlfriend + more…COMEDY!

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0:00.0

I had a virus called H. Pylori, what you get from eating ass.

0:03.9

Okay.

0:04.4

I ran to mass on the road.

0:05.6

I was.

0:06.1

When I was singing, it was really ass.

0:08.1

I put a napkin in the shirt and had a fork and a knife.

0:11.2

Yeah.

0:11.6

And I would really go full rot wiler.

0:14.9

Yeah.

0:15.2

But fresh from the show.

0:17.0

Did you have them go home and wash out?

0:18.7

No, no, wash.

0:19.8

You got to let them sit in the hotel bath with hot water.

0:22.0

Let them bake a bit.

0:22.8

Oh, that's not boil under there.

0:24.3

And then you go to go.

0:25.3

Do you want a little, oh, yeah, crust?

0:27.0

Of course.

0:27.5

It's like cooking in the same pan.

0:28.9

Little seasoning.

0:29.8

It's got flavor, yeah.

0:31.1

I never wanted to crush them all life.

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