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Hey, everybody listening. Welcome back to the Cardassum podcast. It's been a minute. How is

everybody in this room with me? I love that you're clarifying. That's like really good. Thank you,

Cam. How are you? I'm doing so good this morning. I wasn't let me finish. Can we just not

let's have you? Okay, this morning, I woke up. Yay, wasn't there, but I had his picture under my

pillow and I was like, thank you. Yay. And that it was the best way to start my morning. Great.

Literally, please. Okay, praise them to him. I love him. I love him. That was your day. It was excellent.

What? It's not so good right now. Torture some babies. Kill some small animals. Okay, I guess we're

gonna start in the one. Okay, God. How are you doing? I'm doing great. All right, let's start

segment one. Doesn't sound believable. Listen in response. I don't care what you believe. How about that?

We're starting segment one, Chloe. Okay, so shut up. All right. I like to slap fish. Ask.

Would you rather live without Instagram or without plastic surgery? Well, we don't do plastic surgery

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