Episode 14 (Unsolved Mysteries)
I Think Not!
I Think Not!
4.7 • 12.3K Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2026
⏱️ 77 minutes
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| 0:28.9 | Well, I had a very L.A. moment this morning. |
| 0:31.8 | Oh, dare. |
| 0:32.5 | Yeah, I held open the door at a coffee shop for Clea Deval and Abby Jacobson. And I was just like, this is |
| 0:40.6 | peak Gen X slash millennial. Do you know who Abby Jacobson is? Did they write the Bridgeton musical? |
| 0:46.9 | No, she's one half of Broad City. Oh, okay. Yes. And Claya Duval starred in, but I'm a cheerleader. |
| 0:53.7 | Okay. Harris would love that. She loves |
| 0:56.0 | Broad City. But what did they do? Were they nice? Were they rude? What happened? So I opened the |
| 1:00.2 | door for them. They say thank you. I have my headphones in. I couldn't say a word. I just went, |
| 1:05.6 | it just nodded my head and walked up. And I was like, wow. I'm awkward. Did you get nervous? Yes. Clay and DeVall, I feel like I grew up with her. We're like almost basically the same age. And But I'm a cheerleader as one of my all-time favorite movies. You just never know, I opened the door for Christina Ricci, and now Clay and DeVall. Now, next, all I need is Danny DeVito. That's it. And I'll be said. |
| 1:35.3 | Hello, everyone. |
| 1:42.7 | And welcome to I think not, where we live in the past, in the present, because we still think it's the 90s. |
| 1:43.0 | Yep. |
| 2:36.0 | My name is Ellen Marsh, and across from me as the cutest little gen Xer slash gentlemen. And he holds doors for ladies. What's not to love, Joey Taranto? You're very sweet. I do try. Listen, there are some very southern things about me that I never want to let go of. And if you're coming through a door, I'm going to open it for you. But if you don't say thank you, I'll be like, wow, have a great day. You are very chivalrous. You are always concerned when there are women around. If I'm walking behind you, you'll scoge me in front of you. You are very chivalrous. And you know, for the big, fat, feminist that I am. That was for LaVoy. I actually love chivalry. There you go. Feminist card taken away. I love a door. I love a walking on the side of the road. I love a hand. I love it. I enjoy it. Being a love. Being a... Anyway. Yeah, she enjoys it. puts his hand his hand right to her vagina But before he enters her he says, may I? |
| 2:40.4 | Pretty please |
| 2:41.5 | You all, we did true crime here |
| 2:43.3 | I know that that first couple minutes got you very confused |
| 2:47.3 | We are I think not and we recap your favorite true crime TV shows. And while we are doing unsolved mysteries right now, if you want to head to the Patreon, we got everything covered. We got snapped, fear thy neighbor, see no evil, I almost got away with it, pink collar crimes, American, what was that one called? Detective? City Confidential. I mean, I looked back at our Patreon. I was like, I think we're done. I think we did it all. What haven't we done? For as little as $5 a month, you can get all that bonus material. It's at patreon.com slash I think not. Otherwise, we'll see you here on the main feed every Monday and Wednesday for free, and we're just glad you here, babes. |
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