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Welcome, welcome to another episode of Kataku Splits Green. This is your host, Jason Schreier.

It is Wednesday, it is Thursday, January 7th, 2016, our first show of the new year. I am here with my buddy and co-host, Kirk

Hamilton. Hey, Jason. I like that you said, welcome, welcome at the beginning of this, that

feels appropriate to me. Why? It's a new year and you're kind of standing outside the tents and saying welcome come on

come all step on down yes I have my suit and my top hat and my monocle and I'm saying welcome welcome

read all about it right we're in a floating city in the sky full of religious racist zealots

and that's that's what we're doing here in 2016 religious racist zealots and that's what we're doing here in 2016

Religious racist zealots who are as bad as the freedom fighters

They're all really just as bad everybody is this bad

Oh man so it is the first episode of 2016

Already like we're one week into the new year and already there's so much stuff happening in the world of video games

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