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What's up, what's happening?

Welcome to another edition of The Short Porch.

I'm your host.

Hubs, alongside me is my co-host.

Some of you know him as alarmingly stupid.

Others know him as the voice of Fordham.

Now everyone knows him as Tommy smokes Tom and Scabelli say hello.

What's up I just got to say it's weird there's a camera we can't really look at

each other there's a camera blocking exactly where we would but there is a I have the monitor in front of me

and I could see your face on the monitor through through the camera that is blocking

our view. So you're gonna look at me through the screen. I'm gonna look at you

the monitor and you just won't be able to see me. I think I'm just going to stare into the distance. We're recording Monday morning following the Yankees sweep of

the New York Angels I'm going to call them now the Los Angeles Angels's I like the Los Angeles Angels of New York.

Okay Los Angeles.

Or the New York Angels of Anaheim.

I think Los Angeles Angels of New York.

Okay, let's do that.

They're just a joke of a franchise.

It is 822 in the morning. I haven't been this up to function as a human being in a long long time. It feels like my old job where I had to be in an 8 a.m.

and I would get berated by now and just having I would actually by 823 I would have had to make 30 phone calls already

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