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Hi, Nick and Sonny Love here to tell you that we just bought the Dickens Fruit Company.

For years, the makers of Dickens' orange juice and Dickens' lemonade.

Yeah, because we felt there was a gap in the market that needed filling, so to speak.

So, we asked the company's founder, Anita Dickens, to come up with a brand-new apple drink.

And before we knew it, we had our Dick Insider.

When she's really parched, say, oh, a big wider, she's gonna want a big dick and cider.

Our new drink is aimed mainly at the active young female market. I mean, what health-conscious woman of the 90s

wouldn't just love a big dick insider.

That's right, Nick.

Scientific studies have proven

that even a small dick-insider

can relieve stress in most gals.

Exactly.

And, at your next party,

why not try serving up a hot dick and cider?

Hey, Sonny, great bash.

But it looks like your little lady could use another hot dick and cider.

Mind if I do the honors?

Sure thing, Nick.

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