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Kill James Bond!

Episode 14: Never Say Never Again

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film:film Reviews, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.7616 Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2021

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Due to a frankly ridiculous set of legal decisions, Some Guy was found by the British high court to have the rights to the movie Thunderball, including Blofeld et al. This man, with the fervor of a truly divorced guy, set out to make not only a Bond film, but the coolest Bond film he could imagine, within the extremely strict parameters set out by the British high court. Since the court ruled that the only movie he could make was Thunderball again, we brought back friend of the show Milo Edwards from our Thunderball episode to give it another go! You can find Milo at https://twitter.com/Milo_EdwardsHis podcasts include Trashfuture https://twitter.com/trashfuturepodand Masters of Our Domain https://twitter.com/mastersofpod AND UK viewers can book tickets to his upcoming live show on the 24th of August HERE! https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/milo-edwards-voicemail-preview-tickets-167077291677Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

Transcript

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0:00.0

Things have been awfully dull round here.

0:02.0

Bureaucrats running the old place, everything done by the book.

0:05.0

Can't make a decision unless the computer gives you the go ahead.

0:08.0

Now you're on this.

0:10.0

I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence. Welcome back to kill James Bond.

0:31.6

I am Alice called Wal-Kelly.

0:35.0

Yeah.

0:36.0

The fucking computer is making it gay

0:38.3

Uh

0:38.9

Remember when James Bond was hard

0:46.8

Remember when James Bond was under 50

0:49.8

I am Alice Caldwell Kelly

0:51.6

Joining me

0:53.4

Devon Abigail Thorne and Trash Future and Masters

0:58.0

of Our Domain's own, Milo Edwards.

1:01.1

We got you back in after watch...

1:03.3

After we torches you by making you watch Thunderball.

1:06.0

We got you back in.

1:07.0

We did it again, baby!

1:08.2

The Thunderball too fast, two Thunderball. Uh...

1:11.6

The movie that exists due to like a weird legal hiccup in the Bond canon, was not made by the same

1:23.6

company.

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