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From the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library in the Wilds of Connecticut, this is obscure, the podcast in which I read you the obscure out loud

and comment on it as I go. I am your host and reader and friend and maybe your lover, Michael Ian Black. I am certainly your ear lover, which is to say,

I love that those ears.

And I hope that I am making sweet sweet love to those ears.

When last we left Jude, or as I like to refer to him, poor miserable, pathetic Jude, things were looking down because things always looked down for Jude Jude and he had gotten into this fight

with his new bride Arabella who had confessed to him that in fact she is not

pregnant was never pregnant and lied about it in that that was fine.

Essentially taking the Trump defense, which is no, I never met with any Russians,

all right, maybe I met with a couple Russians, all right, maybe I met

with all the Russians, but there's nothing wrong with meeting with Russians, and we certainly didn't

collude. Well, maybe we colluded just a little bit but it was fine we have every right to

collude that's basically what Arabella was saying Jude is making the

argument which I think is a very good argument essentially, but you have fucked up my entire life.

The chapter ends somewhat edigmatically with her melting down the pig fat while staring

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