Episode 14: Jeff Wittek Only Kissed Me Because He's Blind
Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield
Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield
4.6 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 9 November 2021
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
In this episode I am joined by Jeff Wittek. We discuss jail, why he's never dated in the spotlight, our hookup, the barbershop, and his accident.
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| 0:00.0 | I |
| 0:07.8 | Don't remember doing this at all |
| 0:19.3 | Hello and welcome back to another episode of the cancelled podcast. Did you like my voice just completely changing? |
| 0:26.0 | It's pretty. You sound sick |
| 0:27.0 | 365 days a year. I know it's probably from the copious amounts of things I smoked Jeff just looked me dead in the face and said |
| 0:32.9 | Are you gonna fucking smoke that USB stick the entire podcast? Hey, it's your body do what you want with it |
| 0:38.1 | He doesn't mean that I'm saying for audio listener. She is ripping USB stick |
| 0:42.5 | He doesn't mean that he's coming off home. Well, he's definitely judging me every fucking second |
| 0:47.0 | I just want you to live as long as possible |
| 0:52.5 | It's like to like 35 maybe |
| 0:54.5 | Out of eight years to what I think that you're ripping that thing 35 would be you be lucky |
| 0:59.3 | Oh my god this man this man you've had a life though Jeff would it so hold on we're gonna get into that today |
| 1:04.0 | I don't want to start off too dark. You don't want to start off too dark. Well guys |
| 1:06.6 | It's my dark past welcome my guest today. He is the host of the barber shop. He is partially blind |
| 1:13.6 | Jess SM |
| 1:17.6 | And he just dropped an amazing hair care line that I've totally fucking tried a lot. Oh, yeah |
| 1:22.6 | Yeah, thank you so much. Yeah, I actually wanted to clarify that it's the only reason I'm here on the show today is to promote my hair product line |
| 1:30.2 | There was a lot of |
| 1:32.2 | Confusion you guys were curious if it works for women. It does it does perfect example right? |
| 1:36.9 | I use it. I'm not allowed to buy it and if you if you're a woman or you buy it |
| 1:39.7 | You don't know what to do with it resell it sell it on eBay. Yeah, deep pop anything. I use it every single day |
| 1:44.6 | Every day I use it as deodorant pussy spray air freshener whole fucking thing |
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