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Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield

Episode 14: Jeff Wittek Only Kissed Me Because He's Blind

Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield

Cancelled & Audioboom Studios

Relationships, Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.64.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

In this episode I am joined by Jeff Wittek. We discuss jail, why he's never dated in the spotlight, our hookup, the barbershop, and his accident. This episode is sponsored by Noom (http://www.noom.com/tana), Buffy (http://www.buffy.co promo code Tana), and Pill Club (http://www.thepillclub.com/cancelled). Room 13 x Tana Collection: https://room13.la/collections/tana-x-13

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0:00.0

I

0:07.8

Don't remember doing this at all

0:19.3

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the cancelled podcast. Did you like my voice just completely changing?

0:26.0

It's pretty. You sound sick

0:27.0

365 days a year. I know it's probably from the copious amounts of things I smoked Jeff just looked me dead in the face and said

0:32.9

Are you gonna fucking smoke that USB stick the entire podcast? Hey, it's your body do what you want with it

0:38.1

He doesn't mean that I'm saying for audio listener. She is ripping USB stick

0:42.5

He doesn't mean that he's coming off home. Well, he's definitely judging me every fucking second

0:47.0

I just want you to live as long as possible

0:52.5

It's like to like 35 maybe

0:54.5

Out of eight years to what I think that you're ripping that thing 35 would be you be lucky

0:59.3

Oh my god this man this man you've had a life though Jeff would it so hold on we're gonna get into that today

1:04.0

I don't want to start off too dark. You don't want to start off too dark. Well guys

1:06.6

It's my dark past welcome my guest today. He is the host of the barber shop. He is partially blind

1:13.6

Jess SM

1:17.6

And he just dropped an amazing hair care line that I've totally fucking tried a lot. Oh, yeah

1:22.6

Yeah, thank you so much. Yeah, I actually wanted to clarify that it's the only reason I'm here on the show today is to promote my hair product line

1:30.2

There was a lot of

1:32.2

Confusion you guys were curious if it works for women. It does it does perfect example right?

1:36.9

I use it. I'm not allowed to buy it and if you if you're a woman or you buy it

1:39.7

You don't know what to do with it resell it sell it on eBay. Yeah, deep pop anything. I use it every single day

1:44.6

Every day I use it as deodorant pussy spray air freshener whole fucking thing

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